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Clouds 68-74 · Two dreams for one boy68-74Two dreams for one boy
Strepsiades remembers how his wife cooed over the baby about chariots and robes, while he pictured the boy herding goats.
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Strepsiades
λαμβάνουσʼ1
lambánous’
She would take
τοῦτον2
toûton
this
τὸν3
tòn
—
υἱὸν4
hyiòn
son
ἐκορίζετο5
ekorízeto
and coo
, ὅταν6
hótan
when
σὺ7
sỳ
you
ὢν8
ṑn
are
μέγας9
mégas
grownbig
and
ἐλαύνῃς10
elaúnēis
drive
ἅρμʼ11
hárm’
a chariot
πρὸς12
pròs
to
πόλιν13
pólin
the city
ὥσπερ14
hṓsper
like
Μεγακλέης15
Megakléēs
Megacles
, ἔχων16
échōn
wearing
ξυστίδʼ17🎭1
xystíd’
a long robefestal robe
! δʼ18
d’
But
ἐγὼ19
egṑ
I
ἔφην20
éphēn
said
, μὲν21
mèn
—
οὖν22
oûn
no
ὅταν23
hótan
when
you drive
τὰς24
tàs
the
αἶγας25
aîgas
goats
ἐκ26
ek
from
τοῦ27
toû
the
Φελλέως28
Phelléōs
Phelleusstony hills
, ὥσπερ29
hṓsper
like
σου30
sou
your
ὁ31
ho
—
πατήρ32
patḗr
father
, ἐνημμένος33
enēmménos
wrapped in
διφθέραν34
diphthéran
a hideleather jerkin
. ἀλλʼ35
all’
But
she did
οὐκ36
ouk
not
ἐπίθετο37
epítheto
listen
τοῖς38
toîs
—
ἐμοῖς39
emoîs
my
λόγοις40
lógois
words
οὐδὲν41
oudèn
at all
, ἀλλʼ42
all’
but
κατέχεεν43
katécheen
poured
ἵππερόν44🎭2
hípperón
horse-feverhorse-jaundice
all over
μου45
mou
my
τῶν46
tôn
—
χρημάτων47
chrēmátōn
propertymoney
. Strepsiades
She would take this son and coo, When you are grown and drive a chariot to the city like Megacles, wearing a long robe! But I said, No, when you drive the goats from the Phelleus, like your father, wrapped in a hide. But she did not listen to my words at all, but poured horse-fever all over my property. 🎭 The jokes here
1A robe or a goatskin· stage gag Mother: one day you will drive a chariot to the city in a long festal robe, like Megacles. Father: no, you will drive goats down from the Phelleus, a stony hillside, in a leather jerkin like your dad. Same verb, drive, two very different futures.
2Horse-jaundice· pun ἵππερος is a made-up disease. An ancient commentator explains the joke: it is ἴκτερος, jaundice, with "horse" put into it. The son has horse-itis.Source: ancient scholion on line 74, quoted in Starkie 1911
Strepsiades: She would take this son and coo, When you are grown and drive a chariot to the city like Megacles, wearing a long robe! But I said, No, when you drive the goats from the Phelleus, like your father, wrapped in a hide. But she did not listen to my words at all, but poured horse-fever all over my property.
Interpretation
She would pick up this boy and coo over him: "When you grow up and drive your chariot to the city like Megacles, in a long robe!" And I would say: "No, when you drive the goats down from the Phelleus like your father, wrapped in a leather jerkin." But she paid no attention to anything I said, and poured horse-fever all over my money.
Two parents bend over one cradle with two futures in mind. Hers is the grand procession: her boy in a long festal robe driving a chariot up to the city like his great-uncle Megacles. His is the farm he came from: herding goats down from the Phelleus, the rough stony hill-country of Attica, in a hide jerkin like his dad.
The last line invents a disease. Hipperos is not a real Greek word. It sounds like ikteros, jaundice, with hippos, horse, pushed into it: the boy has caught horse-jaundice, and his mother poured it over the family money.
75-80
Clouds 75-80 · One way out75-80One way out
Strepsiades has spent the night thinking and found a plan, but first he has to wake his son without making him cross.
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Strepsiades: Now then, thinking all night of a way out, I found one path, wonderfully extraordinary, which, if I can talk round this boy, I will be saved. But first I want to wake him. How then could I wake him most sweetly? How? Pheidippides! Pheidippidikins! Pheidippides: What, father?